"When he takes a penalty, Graham Alexander turns his foot into a spatula-type device"

-- Mike Parry

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“Southerners make good novelists: they have so many stories because they have so much family.”
“Papa sat with me tonight. He brought the accordion down and sat close to where Max used to sit. I often look at his fingers and face when he plays. the accordion breathes. There are lines on his cheeks. They look drawn on, and for some reason, when I see them, I want to cry. It is not for any sadness or pride. I just like the way they move and change. Sometimes I think my papa is an accordion. When he looks at me and smiles and breathes, I hear the notes.”
“The Pleiadians said that at a certain moment in the future, when we go through our transformation, the Earth plane will shift back to its original pristine self.”
“The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram - that is, an oblong angular figure, which cannot be described, but which is equal to anything”
“We live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns.”
“A pleasant voice, which has to include clear enunciation, is not only attractive to those who hear it... its appeal is permanent.”
“There is no one more vicious on their own than conservative women on conservative women.”
“This is also why it is wrong to treat God as a grand employment agency, a celestial executive searcher to find perfect fits for our perfect gifts.Â The truth is not that God is finding a place for our gifts but that God has created us and our gifts for a place of his choosing â€“ and we will only be ourselves when we are finally there.”

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