"My favorite, and I repeat it often while swimming is from a well known coach around here"

“It starts with organizing the corruption and it ends with organizing the terror.”

“Big breakthrough ideas often seem nuts the first time you see them.”

“National events determine our ideals, as much as our ideals determine national events.”

“We carry our childhood with us.”

“Part of every misery is, so to speak, the misery's shadow or reflection: the fact that you don't merely suffer but have to keep on thinking about the fact that you suffer. I not only live each endless day in grief, but live each day thinking about living each day in grief.”

“OMG! Is this true? [Marcus Bachmann] has a Christian clinic where he de-programs gay boys & girls! I'm gonna strangle him with my Boa!”

“I am now officially ordained. Yep, that's right - Reverend Tori Spelling!”

“Excellence is doing ordinary things extraordinarily well.”