"I won't be making any friends in the corporate suites."

-- Carl Hiaasen

“I'm Palestinian, I'm disabled, I'm female and I live in New Jersey.”
“I'm a very protective person and I'm very, I don't want to say shy, but I tend to fall for people once I've been around them for a minute because I trust them and I'm willing to let them into my world a little more, so I can definitely say I've fallen for a friend.”

Source : Source: www.buzzfeed.com
“Mediocrity always attacks excellence.”
“Be a witness, as I excersize my exorcism”
“I do not think that I will ever reach a stage when I will say, "This is what I believe. Finished." What I believe is alive ... and open to growth”
“Let me start with Yahoo. As we meet today, a Chinese citizen who had the courage to speak his mind on the Internet is in prison because Yahoo chose to share his name and address with the Chinese Government.”
“When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.”

Source : Twitter post from Jan 16, 2014
“As Christians refine their methods, develop Church Growth eyes, feel church growth responsibility, communicate the Gospel, and educate those who are won until they become responsible Christians, the church as a whole will receive the abundant blessing God wants to give.”

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