"Breaking is when someone starts to laugh in the middle of a scene, which is so fun to watch."

-- Kaitlin Olson

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“There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.”
“Virtue is not a chemical product... it is a historic product, like language and literature; and this means that if we cease to care about it, cease to cultivate it, cease to transmit its funded values, a large part of it will become meaningless, like a dead language to which we have lost the key.”
“I heard Tammy say you could be charming. I haven't seen any proof yet." Oh, his cat like that. "I thought I was very charming when I petted you into orgasm." He shot her a look filled with sexual heat. "I plan to do more of that - right after I teach you about keeping secrets.”
“Silence sat in the taxi, as though a stranger had got in.”

Source : Elizabeth Bowen (1952). “The house in Paris”
“I still find the best way to understand a hospitalized patient is not by staring at the computer screen but by going to see the patient; it's only at the bedside that I can figure out what is important.”
“Empathic listening takes time, but it doesn't take anywhere near as much time as it takes to back up and correct misunderstandings when you're already miles down the road; to redo; to live with unexpressed and unsolved problems; to deal with the results of not giving people psychological air.”
“I do have some books, but in all the distance flights I've made I've never opened the books. I've been too busy.”
“The boys with their feet on the desks know that the easiest murder case in the world to break is the one somebody tried to get very cute with; the one that really bothers them is the murder somebody only thought of two minutes before he pulled it off.”

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