"I couldn't help but think, This car is taking me to a mental hospital and my mother is treating it like open-mic night at a Greenwich Village cafÃ©."

-- Augusten Burroughs

#Mother Quotes #Night Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Dedication to one's work in the world is the only possible sanctifica-tion. Religion in all its forms is dedication to Someone Else's work, not yours.”
“One general law, leading to the advancement of all organic beings, namely, multiply, vary, let the strongest live and the weakest die.”
“You know we are flawed people, so if someone is going to make a movie about me, they don't have to make it up. My real flaws are much funnier.”
“I love money and money loves me.”
“I love sharing my stories and experiences with people and connecting to them on both a humorous and emotional level.”
“Love? he asked himself, giving no sense of recognition for that word in the dictionary of his mind. It was the only battle he had lost in life, the only thing that had been snatched away from him, before he could even claim it.”
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
“I was bored to death and thinking more about the minibar and the after-show party than the performance.”

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