"I keep having these bros come up to me and say, "I used to watch you when I was a fetus," and I just want to kill them."

-- Nick Offerman

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“I do not hesitate to say that the limitation on naval craft between the great naval powers was too high.”
“It was about finding creative, original musicians. Musicians who are strong composers. Flexible, empathetic musicians, who are great individually but who also have a great sense for cooperation and collaboration, great listeners as well as great players.”
“The best time to start promoting your book is three years before it comes out. Three years to build a reputation, build a permission asset, build a blog, build a following, build credibility and build the connections you'll need later.”
“To get rid of predestination we have been willing to degrade our God into a godling.”
“If you wait through long, cold hours in the November woods with a bow in your hands hoping a buck will show or if you spend days walking in the African bush trailing Cape buffalo while listening to lions roar, youâ€™re sure to learn hunting isnâ€™t about killing. Nature actually humbles you. Hunting forces a person to endure, to master themselves, even to truly get to know the wild environment. Actually, along the way, hunting and fishing makes you fall in love with the natural world. This is why hunters so often give back by contributing to conservation.”

Source : "How Trump's son's passion for hunting is shaping search for Interior secretary" By Tal Kopan, www.cnn.com. December 9, 2016.
“I have no problem with two teams claiming to be national champions at the end of the year. But that's our society. We're dying to know who the champion is. Heaven forbid we have two. That would be socialist, right?”
“Almighty God, I am sorry I am now an atheist, but have You read Nietzsche?”

Source : John Fante (2010). “Ask the Dust”, p.22, Harper Collins
“You'll never get to a person's soul until you understand their hurts.”

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