"I think I stand as much chance of dying in front of a firing squad or in a gas chamber as you do being killed on a plane flight home. Let’s hope you don’t."

“You're not always right. You're often wrong. But at least you're looking at it as objectively as you can with as much experience as you can in the moment and saying, "Yeah, I think it's funny" or "No, I don't think it's funny yet."”

“I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.”

Source : "Johnny Knoxville, Naomi Nelson Welcome Baby Boy" by Cara Alwill, www.mtv.com. December 23, 2009.

“I'm a martial artist. I've boxed all my life. I work out. I studied Hwarangdo, which is a Korean style.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“I'd rather know what you're thinking - even if what you're thinking is insane.”

Source : Stephenie Meyer (2009). “Twilight: Twilight”, p.123, Hachette UK

“When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!”

“Fear not, too much, an open enemy; He is consistent--always at his post; But watchful be of him who holds the key Of your own heart, and flatters you the most.”

“I think that is one of the things that is beautiful about fiction and that you can do through drama. If I was a detective, I could make a certain version of everything we know to be exactly true. And that would have a certain kind of truth value. And there are certain other things that we know that are emotionally true.”

“I'm creative because I did an icon navigation while everyone else on the planet sticks to words? No, it just means I didn't want to stick to convention. If anything you can call it rebellious but certainly not creative.”