"Maybe Scotty the Potty turned into Scotty the Hottie. Have you thought about that?"

-- Becca Fitzpatrick

#Potty Quotes #Scotty Quotes

“Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp.”
“Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.”
“I hate okra and grated mountain yam for the same reason. They're both slimy.”
“I think, you know, I'm German, and um, probably not very expressive in my emotions.”
“What more delightsome than an infinite varietie of sweet smelling flowers? decking with sundry colours the greene mantle of the Earth, the universall Mother of us all, so by them bespotted, so dyed, that all the world cannot sample them, and wherein it is more fit to admire the Dyer, than imitate his workemanship. Colouring not onely the earth, but decking the ayre, and sweetning every breath and spirit.”
“Mark my words, there will be a day that will come when you will all see many, many documents that will directly contradict IBM's current public posturing.”
“As a unique person, I was bullied badly as a teen.”
“You have to live your story before being able to write your story.”

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