"I always thought communism was crap, really."

-- Alexei Sayle

#Communism Quotes #Crap Quotes

“I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.”
“I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose.”
“Everybody can be desirable if they take care of themselves.”
“I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.”
“My mom always encouraged me, it was never weird. She'd look at 'Heavy Metal' and go 'Woo-hoo!'”
“The church has been brought into the same value system as the world: fame, success, materialism and celebrity. We watch the leading churches and the leading Christians for our cues. We want to emulate the best known preachers with the biggest sanctuaries and the grandest edifices. Preoccupation with these values has perverted the church's message.”
“Private practice and marriage - those twin extinguishers of science.”

Source : Letter, 10 April (1851)
“I miss the noise in New York: the sound of taxis and that constant buzz the city has.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

You may also like:

Ade Edmondson
Comedian
Ben Elton
Stand-up comedian
Dawn French
Actress
Graham Linehan
Television writer
Mark Steel
Columnist
Mark Thomas
Comedian
Rik Mayall
Comedian
Robbie Coltraine
Actor
Stewart Lee
Comedian