"Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it."

-- Mark Twain

#Dirty Quotes #Pigs Quotes #Likes Quotes

“My mum used to say to me, 'you can't have fun all the time,' and I used to say, 'why not?'. Why... can't I have fun all the time?”
“You don't look so hot, Adrien." "Yeah, well I'm having a bad heart day." His upper lip curled in a semblance of a smile. "Tell me about it.”
“If we believe terrorists are past redemption, we should just rip up like 1/2 the New Testament because it was written by one.”
“Kindness is not like a barter, so much for so much; or so much by contract, and my duty done. But kindness is like a righteousness or like a worship, not done unless it be done all I can. For the heart must run forth without measure like a child, and kindness be wound around like a child's arms about the neck, not by measure, but as tightly and as long as they can be.”

Source : James Vila Blake (1893). “More Than Kin: a Book of Kindness ...”
“It is simply not consistent with either my character or my confidence in my God-given athletic ability to cheat in any way.”
“I always have a lot of personal goals, but primarily my main goal each year is to obviously win a Super Bowl.”
“My name is Mortimer Alexander and I am a licensed summoner." "Darn. I'd hoped you were the pizza delivery guy.”
“Gather every promise. This is Jesus, the life of every grace, the life of every promise, the life of every ordinance, the life of every blessing.”

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