"Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years."

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Andy Borowitz

#Years Quotes #Watches Quotes #Welcome Quotes

“I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.”

Source : Jonathan Swift (1850). “The Works of Jonathan Swift: Containing Interesting and Valuable Papers, Not Hitherto Published ; with a Memoir of the Author”, p.307
“I write in the morning from about eight till noon, and sometimes again a bit in the afternoon. In the morning I start off by going over what I had done the previous day, which my wife has happily typed up for me.”
“I've always had a desire to play a cop or FBI agent.”

Source : "Tricia Helfer Interview DARK BLUE Season Two". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. August 3, 2010.
“Society says that men need to be bigger and stronger, and they must protect their women and so on”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Real freedom isn't subject to how others estimate our value; it is in realizing that none are free who find their sense of worth wondering how others measure their lives.”
“When you have loved as she has loved, you grow old beautifully.”
“Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who is regarded as descended from that tribe. That's what it says in the dictionary; but you and I know what a Jew is - One Who Killed Our Lord. And although there should be a statute of limitations for that crime, it seems that those who neither have the actions nor the gait of Christians, pagan or not, will bust us out, unrelenting dues, for another deuce.”
“First of all I love Empire Records and That Thing You Do and all the movies he did from that era. He hates when I bring that up.”

Source : Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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