"I love my kids, they are amazing children, but they drive me bananas sometimes. And sometimes, I want to sell them on eBay... but I'm not going to."

-- Katie Aselton

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“If it werenâ€™t for my horse, I wouldnâ€™t have spent that year in college.”
“A revolutionary woman can't have no reactionary man.”
“When I think of the artists I admire and seek out musically. It's because I'm curious about where they're going to go the next time they have a chance to put a record out. It's not about where I find them on the radio dial, or how many records they're selling.”
“I'm 14 years in the game, ... There's some kids that weren't even born when my first album came out. I wanted to draw a timeline between my old stuff and my new stuff and bridge it to where there's a level of continuity.”
“I think that the church in America today is so obsessed with being practical, relevant, helpful, successful, and perhaps well-liked that it nearly mirrors the world itself. Aside from the packaging, there is nothing that cannot be found in most churches today that could not be satisfied by any number of secular programs and self-help groups.”

Source : Michael Horton (2008). “Christless Christianity: The Alternative Gospel of the American Church”, p.16, Baker Books
“When one chants the holy name of Krishna, Krishna dances on the tongue and one wishes one had thousands of ears and thousands of mouths with which to better appreciate the holy names of God.”
“Contrary to popular opinion, 'Leave it to Beaver' was not a documentary.”

Source : Stephanie Coontz (2016). “The Way We Never Were: American Families and the Nostalgia Trap”, p.35, Basic Books
“God is only where you let Him in.”

Source : "Innerspace : Introduction to Kabbalah, Meditation and Prophecy‎" by Aryeh Kaplan, (p. 160), 1990.

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