"I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres."

-- Ellen DeGeneres

#Asparagus Quotes #Soup Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Herman Cain told a group of Occupy Wall Street protesters to go home, get a job, and get a life. That's the Republican version of hope and change, ladies and gentlemen.”
“I very often have night terrors. Just think of the worst possible situation, and it's a regular thing for me. I've died in my sleep twenty-three different ways.”
“I try not to listen to the shoulds or coulds, and try to get beyond expectations, peer pressure, or trying to please - and just listen. I believe all the answers are ultimately within us.”
“I willingly speak to those who know, but for those who do not know I forget.”
“Well, we want to make sure there's not securities fraud.”
“Growing up, I watched shows such as 'Blackadder' and 'Monty Python' with my parents.”
“Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.”

Source : Kingsley Amis (1990). “The Amis collection: selected non-fiction, 1954-1990”, Arrow
“So many people are paralyzed by worrying, "What are these people going to think?"”

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