"Don't kill yourself, have sex instead!"

-- Alex Gaskarth

#Sex Quotes #Killing Yourself Quotes

“There was a desire to see me being nasty and horrible, and of course that's not really me”
“I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one.”
“I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.”
“People give flowers as present because flowers contain true meaning of love. Anyone who tries to posses a flower will have to watch its beauty fading. But if you simply look at a flower in the field, you'll keep it forever. That is what the forest taught me. That you will never be mine, and that is why i will never lose you.”
“I bet you Cinderella didn't get along with Prince Charming's friends. Oh sure, the knights and barons probably put up with her on account that she was pretty and had such dainty feet and all, but you should know every duchess and contess in the kingdom hated her guts.”

Source : Janette Rallison (2009). “How to Take the Ex Out of Ex-Boyfriend”, p.7, Penguin
“Each lost day has its patron saint!”

Source : Bret Harte (2016). “Poetical Works, Complete: Top American Novelist”, p.118, VM eBooks
“If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting.”
“We live in a time where improv is king and people love improv, and I think there's a time and a place for that and people who are really good at structuring improv.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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