"Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? â€œIâ€™m not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. Iâ€™m just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and Iâ€™d like to cut your chest open.â€ The crowd cheers."

-- Tina Fey

#Dream Quotes #Witty Quotes #Jobs Quotes

“Vegetarians always ask about getting enough protein. But I don't know any nutrition expert (who) can plan a diet of natural foods resulting in a protein deficiency, so long as you're not deficient in calories. You need only 5 or 6 percent of total calories in protein... and it is pratically impossible to get below 9 percent in ordinary diets.”
“The best way to raise positive children in a negative world is to have positive parents who love them unconditionally and serve as excellent role models.”
“It is necessary for men to be deceived in religion.”
“Many fiction writers eventually want to feel that their work forms a single, unified entity.”
“When I started to play trumpet I was fortunate to learn very quickly.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“[Bob] Dylan is a contemporary Don Quixote, at once besotted by the promise of America and yet also undermining it.”

Source : Source: www.thedailybeast.com
“If your enemies see that you grow courageous, and that you will neither be seduced by flatteries nor disheartened by the pains and trials of your journey, but rather are contented with them, they will grow afraid of you.”

Source : Blessed Henry Suso, Aeterna Press (2015). “A Little Book of Eternal Wisdom”, p.13, Aeterna Press
“Part of my life is saving life.”

Source : "Hero of the Cambodian 'Killing Fields', Dith Pran, dies of cancer at 65", www.dailymail.co.uk. March 31, 2008.

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