"American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors."

-- Dave Barry

#Honesty Quotes #Men Quotes #Doors Quotes

“What fascinates me about addiction and obsessive behavior is that people would choose an altered state of consciousness that's toxic and ostensibly destroys most aspects of your normal life, because for a brief moment you feel okay.”
“Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little the thing is really worth.”
“When you have wisdom that another person knows that he needs, you give it freely. But when the other person doesn't yet know that he needs your wisdom you keep it to yourself. Food only looks good to a hungry man.”
“The great social justice changes in our country have happened when people came together, organized, and took direct action. It is this right that sustains and nurtures our democracy today. The civil rights movement, the labor movement, the women's movement, and the equality movement for our LGBT brothers and sisters are all manifestations of these rights.”

Source : "Election Day is the Most Important Day of Your Life" by Joe Baker, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 27, 2016.
“I am taking belly dancing now. My hips are double-jointed, so I can do it really easily.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“To say the right thing at the right time, keep still most of the time.”
“Hey, it's your birthday ?. Sit back, relax and enjoy it ? you've earned it! Have a Great One.”
“A big part of being in a wedding is the financial obligation, and that's something that people don't really talk about, but if you're asked to be in a wedding, you're gonna have to fork over some cash.”

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