"People love that monkey torture."

-- Thomas Lennon

#People Quotes #Monkeys Quotes #Torture Quotes

“One of the best things about being an adult is the realization that you can share with your sister and still have plenty for yourself.”
“From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.”
“Sleepwalking down the hall like a firefly in the fog.”
“I can't have a daily routine. I feel really overwhelmed a lot of the time. I don't take much comfort in routine, but if I don't start, I could really get eaten alive by my industry.”
“Ah, love. A dreadful bond! And yet, so easily severed.”
“He doesn't have super powers or the biggest, baddest gun. The point isn't how many people you can kill or how you kill them. He is there to fight piracy, greed, and cruelty in all their forms on land and sea”
“Does the evolutionary doctrine clash with religious faith? It does not. It is a blunder to mistake the Holy Scriptures for elementary textbooks of astronomy, geology, biology, and anthropology. Only if symbols are construed to mean what they are not intended to mean can there arise imaginary, insoluble conflicts. ... the blunder leads to blasphemy: the Creator is accused of systematic deceitfulness.”

Source : "Nothing in Biology Makes Sense Except in the Light of Evolution". "The American Biology Teacher", Volume 35, (pp. 125-129), March 1973.
“We struggle with, agonize over and bluster heroically about the great questions of life when the answers to most of these lie hidden in our attitude toward the thousand minor details of each day.”

Source : Robert Grudin (1982). “Time and the art of living”, Harpercollins

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