"First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets."

-- Alexei Sayle

#Buffets Quotes #Eras Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“The technology will break gun control. I stand for freedom.”

Source : "Designer of 3-D-printed gun challenges feds to Constitutional duel". www.foxnews.com. May 7, 2015.
“No matter what we're trying to accomplish, there's always a barrier of some kind to overcome, and it's often something over which we have no control. Instead of focusing on the barriers, let's work to become so good that we'll succeed no matter how many bad calls the ref may throw at us.”
“To procrastinate seems inherent in man, for if you do to-day that you may enjoy to-morrow it is but deferring the enjoyment; so that to be idle or industrious, vicious or virtuous, is but with a view of procrastinating the one or the other.”

Source : Benjamin Robert Haydon, Frederick Wordsworth Haydon (1876). “Correspondence and Table-talk: With a Memoir”, p.294
“In a sick world, it is the first duty of the artist to get well.”
“Life gets more complicated and projects get more complicated after that.”
“Finding the one is not just a feeling, it's an educated guess. I feel like I chose someone to share my life with who is my friend.”

Source : "This much I know: America Ferrera" by Megan Conner, www.theguardian.com. November 5, 2011.
“I've faced worse things in my life than prison”
“I kind of look at what's on the T-shirts and I see another solution, which also worries me. I see "Just do it." "No fear." - this kind of suppressive response to the treacle that the culture tries to define for us as a meaningful life also blows up on you. "No fear" is not something that you should put on your shirt. How about "I can hold my fear and still connect with you"? Put that on your shirt. "It's okay to be me, with all of my history." Put that on your shirt.”

Source : Source: bigthink.com

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