"Hey, don't knock Judy Blume. Without her, my younger self would never have been able to decode the random acts of madness perpetrated by the fascinating creature known as the teenage girl."

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Source : Interview with Joel Keller, www.avclub.com. August 30, 2011.

Ken Marino

#Girl Quotes #Teenage Quotes #Self Quotes

“Sensitivity and money are like parallel lines. They don't meet.”
“What good does it do to speak in tongues on Sunday if you have been using your tongue during the week to curse and gossip?”
“Change excites me. I am fifty years old. It's when the mind catches up with the body.”
“Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left”
“Things start where you don't know and end up where you know. When you know is when you ask, How did this start?”

Source : Tom Spanbauer (2007). “In the City of Shy Hunters”, p.497, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
“How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser.”
“One of those poor fellows that had become a Christian was badgered by his companions; and one of them said, "How do you know that Jesus Christ has forgiven your sins? " The man turned at once and said, "How do you know when you have got sugar in your tea?”

Source : "Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers" by Josiah Hotchkiss Gilbert (p. 17), 1895.
“I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year.”

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