"If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time."

“Courage is not limited to the battlefield or the Indianapolis 500 or bravely catching a thief in your house. The real tests of courage are much quieter. They are the inner tests, like remaining faithful when nobody's looking, like enduring pain when the room is empty, like standing alone when you're misunderstood.”

“Let us keep our mouths shut and our pens dry until we know the facts.”

“People may talk about the equality of the sexes! They are not equal. The silent smile of a sensible, loving woman will vanquish ten men.”

“Il ne fallait jamais faire des expériences pour confirmer ses idées, mais simplement pour les contrôler. We must never make experiments to confirm our ideas, but simply to control them.”

“As of 2002, two million Latino adults had been diagnosed with diabetes.”

“I keep 3 hos but don't call me Santa And I'm and I'm flyer than reindeers in winter”

“Geology holds the keys of one of the kingdoms of nature; and it cannot be said that a science which extends our Knowledge, and by consequence our Power, over a third part of nature, holds a low place among intellectual employments.”

Source : William Buckland (1820). “Vindiciæ Geologicæ: The Connexion of Geology with Religion, Explained in an Inaugural Lecture Delivered Before University of Oxford, May 15, 1819, on the Endowment of Readership in Geology”, p.7

“To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.”