"I don't like stress because stress stresses me out."

-- Jason Dufner

“I can change a tire, but I couldn't change a fuse on the computer panel on my car.”
“It's not enough to be in the right place at the right time. You have to be the right person in the right place at the right time.”
“If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it.”
“No. At the States we get no matches that are played in Europe on TV.”
“There will be no insurance industry left in three years.”
“Keeping the mind happy makes work effortless. This is the skill for productivity!”
“People's reactions to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic; they either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.”
“Heavy Metal is the most conservative of all loud music. Let's face it, not even a gym teacher could get as many people to dress alike.”

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