"I assumed that some of the gold bars I received were melted gold teeth."

“Tejano music is a very relaxing style and it reminds me of home.”

“When information is cheap, attention becomes expensive.”

“The aim of life is no more to control the mind, but to develop it harmoniously; not to achieve salvation here after, but to make the best use of it here below; and not to realise truth, beauty and good only in contemplation, but also in the actual experience of daily life; social progress depends not upon the ennoblement of the few but on the enrichment of democracy; universal brotherhood can be achieved only when there is an equality of opportunity - of opportunity in the social, political and individual life.”

“When many plants are out of the picture in winter, it becomes clear that many of them should be pitched out. It's also much easier to do that before they come up and begin to talk to us.”

“The path of Martial Arts begins and ends with courtesy. So be genuinely polite on every occasion.”

“Dreams are life, real life, not simply reflections. Dreams are honest.”

Source : Tim Lebbon (2003). “Face”, Dorchester Publishing Company Incorporated

“Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant.”

Source : "Hollywood’s Celebrity Bush Bashers" by Michelle Malkin, capitalismmagazine.com. March 24, 2001.

“I believe dancing is the best stress reliever.”