"Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you."

-- Gilda Radner

#Pain Quotes #Kids Quotes #Looks Quotes

“We do not read to pass the time, but to inhabit time.”
“Wisdom ruleth in counsel -- so do riches.”

Source : Lancelot Andrewes (1843). “Works: Ninety-six sermons”, p.10
“One has to remember that every failure can be a stepping stone to something better.”
“It was no ape, neither was it a man. It was some shambling horror spawned in the mysterious, nameless jungles of the south, where strange life teemed in the reeking rot without the dominance of man, and drums thundered in temples that had never known the tread of a human foot.”
“There are women to whom nature has granted the gift of silent emotion. They have mobile faces, changeful eyes, soft lips, which express joy or desolation naturally, and with the charm of perfect simplicity and truth.”
“Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub.”
“Parody by itself is not subversive, and there must be a way to understand what makes certain kinds of parodic repetitions effectively disruptive, truly troubling, and which repetitions become domesticated and recirculated as instruments of cultural hegemony”
“I cant solve the poverty problem, but there are things you can do to mitigate its effects on kids.”

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