"What's insane is a ten percent levy on baked goods. You do realize the Revolutionary war began on less than two percent. How is the public not flocking to the streets in outrage? We must do something."

“The superior person is calm and composed; the lesser person is continuously worried and distressed.”

“I've never really seen myself as an actress. I told myself, 'I'm not going to get a job where I need to put on makeup, or one that I need to do my nails.' I hate the idea of putting on makeup, then removing it.”

Source : Interview with Elias Trejo, www.askmen.com. June 9, 2014.

“...beds last on an average much longer than marriages...”

“The failure of national economic policy is costing us more than jobs; it has begun to weaken that uniquely American spirit of risk-taking, large ambition, and optimism about the future. We must rally them now to bold departures that rebuild our national morale as well as our material prosperity.”

“You can't always just put color filters in 80s aerobic videos or take stuff from public-access and look at it in this very ironic, self-conscious way. That only takes you so far.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com

“I'm the guy, I'm kind of like the, uh, Everyman, so I think people just relate to that.”

“Whatever crushes individuality is despotism.”

“Golf is not a good walk spoiled. It is becoming a good walk prohibited. Show me the common sense in this and I promise I will relent. But there is no common sense at all in the prohibition of walking.”