"If I found a cure for a huge disease, while I was hobbling up onstage to accept the Nobel Prize they'd be playing the theme song from 'Three's Company'."

-- John Ritter

#Song Quotes #Disease Quotes #Three Quotes

“Europe is overpopulated, the world will soon be in the same condition, and if the self-reproduction of man is not rationalized... we shall have war.”
“For most people, the question why be good - as distinguished from merely law abiding - is a simple one. Because God commands it, because the Bible requires it, because good people go to Heaven and bad people go to Hell.”
“You must not mistake lip-service and noise for bravery and service.”
“Pregnant women are more likely to die from homicide by domestic violence than any other cause of death.”
“May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.”
“I suspect any worries about genetic engineering may be unnecessary. Genetic mutations have always happened naturally, anyway.”
“Perspective is the most important thing to have in life.”
“George W. Bush has helped those who have most, hurt those who have least and ignored everyone in between.”

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