"Money dignifies what is frivolous if unpaid for."

-- Virginia Woolf

“I would like to thank ABC for giving me the Drew Carey award. It only goes to one lucky guy with glasses a year, and gosh darn it, tonight I'm the king of the... general area.”
“I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!”
“You read a lot of pilots during pilot season, and not all of them really grab you.”
“If America is ever going to be saved, it will be through a church flowing both in the message of the cross and the miracle of the resurrection.”

Source : Rod Parsley (1993). “My Promise is the Palace: So What Am I Doing in the Pit?”
“This is the meanest thing anyoneâ€™s ever done to me,â€ I said, through my tear-clogged throat. â€œI want you to know that.â€ But even as the words were leaving my mouth, I knew it wasnâ€™t true. In the grand, historical scheme of things, my father leaving us was doubtlessly worse. Which is one of the many things that sucked about my father?? he forever robbed me of the possibility of telling another man, This is the worst thing thatâ€™s ever happened to me, and meaning it.”

Source : Jennifer Weiner (2008). “Good In Bed”, p.26, Simon and Schuster
“I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.”

Source : "Gone with the Wind/ Trivia". www.imdb.com. 1939.
“But love was strange. It distorted your perspective and played havoc with your logic.”
“Love is a powerful painkiller.”

Source : Walter Kirn (2005). “Mission to America: A Novel”, Random House LLC

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