"This is a hard job. Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day."

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Source : "Clarkson joke sparks complaints", news.bbc.co.uk. November 4, 2008.

Jeremy Clarkson

#Jobs Quotes #Mirrors Quotes #Effort Quotes

“Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do - or because you can now and then permit yourself the luxury of thinking so.”

Source : Stanley Crawford (1992). “A Garlic Testament: Seasons on a Small New Mexico Farm”, p.55, UNM Press
“My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.”

Source : Will Cuppy (2008). “The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody”, p.214, David R. Godine Publisher
“It doesn't matter what has happened, better things are coming. God's plan produces hope in me.”
“A gourmet knows that the best part is not always the expensive part, and he will find that part, and then he will share it. A gourmet should want to share.”

Source : Mark Kurlansky (2013). “Choice Cuts”, p.26, Random House
“I started selling insurance in 1979 and continued doing that until 1985 when I opened my own insurance firm.”
“There was a time when I was in this private school and the kids were so conservative and close-minded that it was just appalling.”
“Of course you know the miracle of AIDS, we all do. It's the only disease that turns fruits into vegetables.”
“We need to show that we know and understand and can reflect today's Britain. Today we don't.”

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