"I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a 'brother.'"

“In fact, one could argue that the skill of the fiction writer boils down to the ability to exploit intensity.”

“I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows.”

Source : "Jon Glaser: The Man Behind The Masks". Interview with Austin Nelson, www.interviewmagazine.com. January 17, 2012.

“The Christian will find his parentheses for prayer even in the busiest hours of life.”

“We all need to get the balance right between action and reflection. With so many distractions, it is easy to forget to pause and take stock.”

Source : "Queen's Christmas message - full text", www.theguardian.com. December 25, 2013.

“Aging has been bad ever since we figured out it led to dying.”

“Among other evils which being unarmed brings you, it causes you to be despised.”

“I would have given anything to keep her little. They outgrow us so much faster than we outgrow them.”

“Who often, but without success, have prayed for apt Alliteration's artful aid.”