"If an asteroid is coming toward you, you don't have to blow it up. You just have to slow it down long enough for our country to rotate out of the way."

-- Emo Philips

#Country Quotes #Blow Quotes #Long Quotes

“Not every President is a great speaker. Not every President is a great thinker. But in the modern era, every single President is a master of one thing: eye contact.”
“All children are born to grow, to develop, to live, to love, and to articulate their needs and feelings for their self-protection”
“The big tyrants never face justice”

Source : "Interview with British MP George Galloway". Interview with Thom Hartmann, www.thomhartmann.com. May 27, 2005.
“There's only one plan in football: win you next match.”
“A party with one idea; but that is a noble idea ... the idea of equality - the equality of all men before human tribunals and human laws.”
“It ain't that you get religion. Religion gets you and then milks you dry. Won't let you drink a little whiskey. Won't let you make no fat-assed girls grin and giggle. Won't let you do a damn thing except work for what you'll get in the hearafter. I live in the here and now.”
“When you are younger you tend to overtrain and you don't realize it because you're so high on adrenaline and stuff.”

Source : Source: www.nfl.com
“He shouldn't have been in the NBA, but we were too cheap to pay for a point guard.”

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