"I play the baritone horn - which is like a mini tuba, and is the least sexy instrument you can choose, and I generally say I don't play one so I don't have to acknowledge it. I also play fife."

-- Steve Carell

#Sexy Quotes #Play Quotes #Tubas Quotes

“If we want to change that status quo, we might have to work outside of those rules because the legal pathways available to us have been structured precisely to make sure we donâ€™t make any substantial change.”
“If we finished our work, the teacher would say, 'Now don't read ahead.' But sometimes I hid the book I was reading behind my geography book and did read ahead. You can hide a lot behind a geography book.”
“My dream is to drop three atomic bombs on New York City.”
“What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?”
“The telephone ringing gave me a dreadful start. I have never got used to this machine, the way it crouches so malevolently, ready to start clamouring for attention when you least expect it, like a mad baby.”
“I gather that the dopaminergic system in the reward centres of the brain respond even more vigorously to the expectation of reward than to reward itself. Hence, perhaps, the disappointment.”
“If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.”
“On Tuesday, when it hails and snows, The feeling on me grows and grows That hardly anybody knows If those are these or these are those.”

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