"No wonder this circuit failed. It says 'Made in Japan'."

-- Doc Brown

#Japan Quotes #Wonder Quotes #Made Quotes

“I never had a time line for my life. I didn't say I wanted to be married at 28 and have three kids by the time I was 32.”
“I got in my car and followed [Marlon Brando] down to Chinatown, and got about twelve shots. Brando called me over and said, What else do you want that you don't have already? And I said, I'd like a picture without the sunglasses. He said no and punched me right in the jaw, It was so fast I didn't see it coming. Blood was gushing out of my mouth. I drove to Bellevue. The jawbone and five teeth were broken... To this day he has scars on his knuckles from my teeth.”
“Trust is like that. You can break it for a good reason. But it still remains broken.”

Source : Harlan Coben (2008). “Hold Tight”, p.289, Penguin
“Software never was perfect and won't get perfect. But is that a license to create garbage? The missing ingredient is our reluctance to quantify quality.”

Source : Boris Beizer (1990). “Software Testing Techniques”, Van Nostrand Reinhold Company
“My sense of view became tactile not colourful, immediate not distant. Something within arms' reach”

Source : Ryan Knighton (2007). “Cockeyed”, p.73, PublicAffairs
“You can't beat your enemy anymore through wars; instead you create an entire generation of people revenge-seeking. These days it only matters who's in charge. Right now that's us - for a while at least. Our opponents are going to resort to car bombs and suicide attacks because they have no other way to win. I believe (Rumsfeld) thinks this is a war that can be won, but there is no such thing anymore. We can't beat anyone anymore.”
“Restaurants are a wonderful escape for me. And are for a lot of people”
“Why can't you like me?" he said, his voice breaking. His scent steamed then, hot and heady with a welter of contradictions: apples and fire and electric roil of those cold, black shadows. "Why can't you like me just a little?" She would never know how she might have answered, because he never gave her the chance. Instead, he kissed her.”

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