"I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear."

-- Paul Neilan

#Hate Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Fruit Quotes

“A free and prosperous Iraq will be a major blow to the terrorists and their desire to establish a safe haven in Iraq where they can plan and plot attacks”
“Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family. But here again, because there is nothing to sell, there is a very general disposition to regard a married woman's work as no work at all, and to take it as a matter of course that she should not be paid for it.”
“You know what I'm talking about. This business has changed. Flyers aren't pilots anymore, they're engineers. This is a college man's game. Our work is done. The pioneering is over.”
“Doing a piece on film is completely different from doing it onstage.”
“it doesn t matter if it takes a long time getting there; the point is to have a destination.”
“In Manhattan, marriage is a trend. Couples kiss over their arugula and radicchio salads. They fondle each other's genitals while devouring their pasta puttanesca. By the time the tiramisu arrives, they've slid under the table.”
“Everybody gets all worked up about trash talk but it is what it is - it's talk... You ask any player, honestly, if trash talk's gonna affect how hard they play, because if a little trash talk affects how hard they can play, it just lets us know that they were holding back or weren't playing harder or as hard as they could.”
“...in any society, Law is an illusory concept that works only when everyone voluntarily agrees to live by it.”

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