"You ever try to go a day without judgment?"

“I just want to make people laugh, and I want to do that the best way possible.”

Source : "Exclusive: Michaela Watkins 'Shocked' by 'SNL' Firing". Interview with Michael Ausiello, ew.com. September 04, 2009.

“The goat's business is none of the sheep's concern.”

“This morning it occurred to me for the first time that my body, my faithful companion and friend, truer and better known to me than my own soul, may be after all only a sly beast who will end by devouring his master.”

“Idleness begets ennui, ennui the hypochondriac, and that a diseased body. No laborious person was ever yet hysterical.”

“God is a frequency. Stay tuned.”

“"I got ***** lookin' for Websters like George Papadopolis'”

“We must be certain that we all realize that our enemy is not an enemy that is located in one single place. There are terrorist cells all around the globe.”

“Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. You're everything a big bad wolf could want.”

Source : "Song: "Li'l Red Riding Hood"". 1966.