"No I don't have a sex tape and I'm kind of upset that I don't. You know why? 'Cause I'm really good,"

-- Jenny McCarthy

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“Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup act.”
“Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole We heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold' Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold Killed em both and smeared blood on the white Bronco”
“I really love doing indie projects, I think the characters that are available in indie games especially, like a lot of the indie games I've done, have been really rich interesting characters for someone of my vocal range.”
“Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer to society.”
“Hurry? I have no time to hurry.”
“I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not”
“I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back room or whatever, have a couple of beers and try to explain. But they need to understand that I enforce the laws. I want to listen to them and hear their problems. I want them to tell me what their problems are.”
“Nothing can destroy the good writer. The only thing that can alter the good writer is death. Good ones don't have time to bother with success or getting rich.”

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