"Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour."

-- Will Cuppy

#Marriage Quotes #Strong Quotes #Wife Quotes

“I don't really read the tabloids, and you never know if what's being printed is true or not.”
“If you have a lot of what people want and can't get, then you can supply the demand and shovel in the dough.”
“Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.”

Source : Leo Calvin Rosten (1964). “The Many Worlds of L*e*o R*o*s*t*e*n: Stories, Humor, Social Commentary, Travelogues, Satire, Memoirs, Profiles, and Sundry Entertainments Never Before Published; with a Special Introd., Background Notes, Revelations and Confessions, All Hand-written and Themselves Worth the Price of Admission”
“Who the hell can he be? He's never had V.D.”
“The biggest gap in your life is between what you know and what you do.”

Source : FaceBook post by Bob Proctor from Apr 08, 2017
“In so many ways, he had wanted this his whole lifeâ€”or at least ever since heâ€™d survived his transition and had any sexual impulse at all. This moment was the culmination of countless daydreams and innumerable fantasies, his secret desire made manifest.”
“The thing about movies these days is that the commerce end of it is so inflated and financiers are just expecting this enormous return on their investment.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“A brave man is clear in his discourse, and keeps close to truth.”

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