"Abraham Lincoln did not shoot John Wilkes Booth. Titanic did not sink a North Atlantic iceberg. And Fox News is neither fair nor balanced. These are simple historical facts intelligible to all adults, most children, and some of your more discerning domesticated animals. But not... to Bill O"

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Source : Keith Olbermann (2006). “The Worst Person In the World: And 202 Strong Contenders”, p.263, John Wiley & Sons

Keith Olbermann

#Children Quotes #Animal Quotes #Simple Quotes

“The function of the flashback is Freudian...You have to let them wander like the imagination or like a dream.”
“Stop what you are doing long enough to enjoy the sunset, listen to a special song that lifts you up, or pick up the phone and share some special thought with a caring friend.”
“We all share the wound of fragmentation. And we can all share in the cure of unification. Healing is the unification of all our forces -- the powers of being, feeling, knowing and seeing.”
“They should ask their parents if it would be all right for their son or daughter to marry a Negro.”
“Some people it seems to me would like for me to crawl in a hole and disappear forever. That's just not in my nature.”
“It is as if my life were magically run by two electric currents: joyous positive and despairing negative--which ever is running at the moment dominates my life, floods it.”
“Growing up, I never thought about the thing called money.”
“I get paid a lot of money to play a game with the greatest players in the world. What could be better than that?”

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