"Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake."

-- Jim Davidson

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“I leave a lot open so I can fill it in later. If I don't have any ideas right away, I can fill it in later.”
“Eternity forbids thee to forget.”
“The life you make is the life you will have. Your decisions are your blueprint.”
“So, you can set up an orchestra down this end of the railway station playing one particular area, and simultaneously at the other end something completely different going on. And in the middle they meet, or not, depending.”
“Using references of current technology, Martin Luther King Jr. could mentally cut and paste better than any individual I have ever known.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“Begin where you are. Read every word, every phrase, every paragraph of the mind, as it operates through thought.”
“Doubt is a difficult animal to master because it requires that we learn the difference between doubting God and doubting what we believe about God. The former has the potential to destroy faith; that latter has the power to enrich and refine it. The former is a vice; the latter a virtue.”

Source : Rachel Held Evans (2010). “Evolving in Monkey Town: How a Girl Who Knew All the Answers Learned to Ask the Questions”, p.219, Harper Collins
“People who have not tried, know so much about gardening! - and so little.”

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