"I think every job you have to lie to get. You always say how wonderful it all is, that it's an amazing script - "I love you, you're such a great director." I think every actor does that."

“In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you.”

“Christmas comes during a season when the Earth is in its darkest time. It's a holiday for the family and for everyone.”

“Slumps don't bother me.”

“The people who've given me sh-t, I say - like my mother - what did she say? She used to say, 'Go to hell and don't come back.' However, however, however, my mother was not entirely me.”

“We live by faith, and faith lives by exercise.”

Source : William Gurnall (1821). “The Christian in Complete Armour: Or, A Treatise on the Saints' War with the Devil, Wherein a Discovery is Made of the Policy, Power, Wickedness, and Stratagems Made Use of by that Enemy of God and His People : a Magazine Opened, from Whence the Christian is Furnished with Spiritual Arms for the Battle, Assisted in Buckling on His Armour, and Taught the Use of His Weapons, Together with the Happy Issue of the Whole War”, p.88

“World records are only borrowed.”

“I always love the quirky stuff, which is why I love 'Childrens Hospital.' That really pushes the envelope of comedy.”

“And the sun had on a crown Wrought of gilded thistledown, And a scarf of velvet vapor And a raveled rainbow gown; And his tinsel-tangled hair Tossed and lost upon the air Was glossier and flossier Than any anywhere.”

Source : James Whitcomb Riley (2010). “Riley Child-Rhymes with Hoosier Pictures”, p.106, Indiana University Press