"Being an umpire is like being a king. It prepares you for nothing."

-- Ron Luciano

#Kings Quotes #Umpires Quotes

“In that he didn't die at the finish line, he could have run faster”
“She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).”
“There's no such thing as a partisan base.”
“No matter what you've been told, your worth more than gold.”
“I never know why shows succeed or don't succeed, which is why I look at it as, 'I'll do the best work that I can', and if the fans and people respond then I'm always really flattered and honored, and if they don't then I'll try and do something next time that they like better. But I have no idea what makes a hit show, I really don't.”
“A structure becomes architectural, and not sculptural, when its elements no longer have their justification in nature.”
“I am so mad at the press I could just strangle them!”
“It is a sin to bore a child with the Word of God.”

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