"Can we rename [Taylor Swift] Pinocchio Swift?"

-- Piers Morgan

“I'm not sure what [my latest works are] about but I'm convinced they're the best things I've done and I'm going to the world's best museums with them.”
“...a man does not die for words. He dies for his relation to them.”
“If you want to be famous, you have to do whatever youre doing worse than anyone else in the whole world.”
“The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how sheâ€™s treated.”
“Atheistâ€™s denial of Godâ€™s existence needs just as much substantiation as does the theistâ€™s claim; the atheist must give plausible reasons for rejecting Godâ€™s existence.”
“Jesus didn't wait until we got better to die for us. He died when we were in our most unlovely state. The person who doesn't deserve love actually needs love more, not less. If you know someone unworthy of love, that's great! You now have a chance to emulate Christ, because the essence of His love is unconditional.”

Source : Tony Evans (2008). “Theology You Can Count On: Experiencing What the Bible Says About... God the Father, God the Son, God the Holy Spirit, Angels, Salvation...”, p.202, Moody Publishers
“I followed the same diet for 20 years, eliminating starches, living on salads, lean meat, and small portions.”
“I laugh at what I used to think was cool when I was growing up. In all seriousness, I thought having braces was cool.”

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