"A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there."

-- Adam DeVine

#Funny Things Quotes #Adam Quotes

“So a truthful assessment of how America is doing in the war on terror as a result of President Bush's war on Iraq is that we have been set back by decades.”
“Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Remember, machines don't forgive.”
“Yes, aging can be tough and rough... But it is possible to approach the ultimate without staggering and even with a kind of glow, like a radiant sunset.”
“Some men are, in regard to ridicule, like tin-roofed buildings in regard to hail: all that hits them bounds rattling off; not a stone goes through.”
“I have arrived, and the spotlight is on me, honey!”
“Strange about learning; the farther I go the more I see that I never knew even existed. A short while ago I foolishly thought I could learn everything - all the knowledge in the world. Now I hope only to be able to know of its existence, and to understand one grain of it. Is there time?”

Source : Daniel Keyes (2007). “Flowers for Algernon”, p.153, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.”

Source : To a cellist; attributed, no source found

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