"We live in an idiotic capitalist self-indulgent society where the sex life of a pop star is more important than impending starvation, land mines and child soldiers in Africa, or more interesting than the world's biggest man-made natural disaster in oil fields of the Middle East."

“I definitely don't get recognized so I don't have to deal with that.”

Source : Source: www.justjared.com

“People love learning new things and you need to understand they want to learn it as easy as possible.”

“This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until its done. It's that easy, and that hard.”

“This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.”

Source : First broadcast of "The Tonight Show", 1953.

“The 6 elements of life are to laugh, give, share, enjoy, care, and live a strong and full life.”

“Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.”

Source : "And the lion shall lie down with the lame" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2002.

“It's been too many nights of being with to now be suddenly without.”

“The climate of England has been the world's most powerful colonizing impulse.”