"I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old."

-- Steve Martin

#Comedian Quotes

“Growing up in Rhode Island, my friends would have strung me up if I had been a Yankees fan.”
“The DOJ has employed these investigations in communities across our nation to reform serious patterns and practices of force, biased policing and other unconstitutional practices by law enforcement. I'm asking the Department of Justice to investigate if our police department has engaged in a pattern or practice of stops, searches or arrests that violate the Fourth Amendment.”
“Without doubt, machinery has greatly increased the number of well-to-do idlers.”
“God has two families of children on this earth, the once-born and the twice-born.”

Source : Francis William Newman (1849). “The Soul, Her Sorrows and Her Aspirations: An Essay Towards the Natural History of the Soul”, p.111
“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.”
“Donald Trump is an "America first" guy. He said, "We protect everyone else's borders but our own."”

Source : Source: www.washingtontimes.com
“Pro-Tip: Ask for one clear action per panel. Don't ask your artist to do two, three, or more things in a shot. You want those? Add more panels.”
“My local paper, The New York Times, Yahoo News, CBS, and The Washington Post, all agreed to stop using the word 'mistress.' The big one was the Associated Press. They made a style change, and it's the gold standard that sets the guide for news outlets around the world. That's a small step for the American language, a medium step for feminism, and a huge step for me personally.”

Source : Source: www.vanityfair.com

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