"Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."

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Source : Will Cuppy (2008). “The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody”, p.32, David R. Godine Publisher

Will Cuppy

#Silly Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Blood Quotes

“I don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like - and if you have babies, you have babies.”
“The world is ruled by power and power is obtained by money.”

Source : Tadeusz Borowski (1967). “This way for the gas, ladies and gentlemen: and other stories”
“Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than tolerated.”
“In the future it will become even easier for old negatives to become lost and be ?replaced? by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten.”
“The difference between a confident person and an unconfident person is simply that the confident person acts on their ambitions and desires and doesnâ€™t let fear of failure stop them.”
“I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special.”
“No man shall be compelled to frequent or support any religious worship, place, or ministry whatsoever.”
“Getting old is the most the beautiful thing. I can't wait until I'm 60, to be honest, reading the newspaper. I don't know what I am going to do. I'll probably keep on being a novelist and maybe some theater piece, some dance piece, some music for films. It's exciting to grow.”

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