"come and get it, you dumbass"

-- Iris Johansen

#Dumbasses Quotes

“I thought you could play ... You've got nothing. Where's the big hair? I brought my scissors today so I could cut the hair. You've got nothing.”
“The writer interweaves a story with his own doubts, questions, and values. That is art.”
“This world is a bitter tree, it has only two sweet nectar like fruits - one is soft voice and the other is company of gentlemen.”
“Leadership is a dynamic tension between where a politician thinks his country must go and where his voters want it to go.”
“I'm being accused of being a murderer! I'M being ACCUSED of being a molester!... They say my idea of a fun day is a dark lonely field and the urunj of a car, and a large stick and a roll of duct tape! My MOM shops at Wal-Mart! She gets calls all the time now; she's worried about me! I'm not the most emotionally stable guy in the world; I'll admit that... I do have some problems, but my God, I'm not a murderer!”
“That's what I try to do each and every week is give my best effort and not give up, no matter what comes at us.”

Source : "2nd, 3rd Finishers Pocono II Press Conference". Press Conference, www.motorsport.com. August 8, 2011.
“If I haven't made myself clear, this worrisome chain of events describes the game of the nineteenth century.”
“I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.”

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