"We had started the tour hoping to make about 200 pounds each as the All Blacks (All Golds) had done the previous year. We got nothing and were lucky to get home!"

“Death is nothing, brother, it's life that's hard”

“Weirdness is not my game. I'm just a square boy from Wisconsin.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“If you want it to happen, you must make it happen. If you let it happen, you won't like what happened.”

“All the arts in America are a gigantic racket run by unscrupulous men for unhealthy women.”

“Being joyful isn't what makes you grateful. Being grateful is what makes you joyful.”

Source : Twitter post from Oct 9, 2014

“Oh, I've seen copies [of Linux Journal] around the terminal room at The Labs.”

“If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com

“No civilization is complete which does not include the dumb and defenseless of God's creatures within the sphere of charity and mercy.”