"I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day or else I will lose my mind. I already am, but I would go more nuts."

-- Pete Davidson

“Let your light shine today, and let your personality blossom, too. You don't have to be a people-pleaser, just a people-lover.”
“I find that writing unit tests actually increases my programming speed”
“The myth of unlimited production brings war in its train as inevitably as clouds announce a storm.”
“We are all different. Yet we are all God's children. We are all united behind this country and the common cause of freedom, justice, fairness, and equality. That is what unites us.”
“I'm not a vampire but I feel like one”
“Being on time to appointments and meetings is a phase of self-discipline and an evidence of self-respect. Punctuality is a courteous compliment the intelligent person pays to his associates.”
“No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.”
“The shadow escapes from the body like an animal we had been sheltering.”

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