"Love is a concept invented by poor people."

“I like money. That is, it is my preferred means of completing pecuniary transactions. I'm not particularly keen on handing over wads of currency of the realm, but at least one knows where one is, whereas the chequebook is a snare and a delusion, containing misleading numbers of blank cheques when none of the money that the bank contains is rightfully one's own. ... I think banks owe their customers a lot by way of compensation for the aggravation they cause them.”

“Senator Jon Kyl has given all of the eventual candidates in this race an excellent model of how to best serve Arizona and the country. He's set the bar extremely high, and I'll do my best to meet that standard.”

“And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.”

“... And the boy whose hair remained the color of lemons forever.”

“There is an ugliness in being paid for work one does not like.”

“As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.”

Source : Source: film.avclub.com

“The day you spend hoping, the day you spend waiting, the day you spend in despair, is a day in your life as much as the tomorrow you hope for, but which may never come, so betting today on tomorrow is always a bad bet.”

Source : Merle Shain (1973). “Some Men Are More Perfect Than Others”

“In the first instance, therefore, global terrorism created a kind of global community sharing a common fate, something we had previously considered impossible.”