"The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?"

“For to see good put in action is what everybody needs.”

“The romance stuff is easy. A sex scene... that's hard, because you don't know what to do. Those scenes are awkward.”

“Motherhood is about raising and celebrating the child you have, not the child you thought you would have. It's about understanding that he is exactly the person he is supposed to be. And that, if you're lucky, he just might be the teacher who turns you into the person you are supposed to be.”

“The problem with Hollywood is that nobody works. They have meals. They go to Pilates. But it's not enough. So they do drugs. If everybody had a pile of rocks in their backyard and spent every day moving them from one side of the yard to the other, it would be a much happier place.”

“Theory is splendid but until put into practice, it is valueless.”

“I can't drown my demons. They know how to swim.”

“I wish everyone had the same chances," I say. "Because it stinks a big one that they don't." - Catherine”

“Why did the Apostrophe Protection Society not have a militant wing? Could I start one? Where do you get balaclavas?”