"When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering."

-- Joseph Heller

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“I have learned a lot about good and evil - they are not always what they appear to be.”

Source : "Fictional character: Charles Van Doren". "Quiz Show", 1994.
“It would be naive to think that the problems plaguing mankind today can be solved with means and methods which were applied or seemed to work in the past.”

Source : Mikhail Sergeevich Gorbachev (1990). “A road to the future: address by Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev, General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union ... at the plenary meeting of the Forty-third session of the United Nations General Assembly, in New York, Wednesday, December 7, 1988”
“I think my greatest strengths are my hands. I am also good at getting separation from the defender and finding ways to get open. I am also a good route runner.”
“We've been wed more than a month. Since it appears you mean to stay, I might as well give you leave to call me by my christian name. It is preferable, at any rate, to 'clodpole.”
“I was convinced that adults would realize more what they are capable of doing if it's shown through children's eyes.”
“God gave the Angels wings and humans chocolate. Mrs. Miracle”
“In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was sick of being shy.”

Source : "Jemaine Clement: 'I was in a public park replicating gay porn pics in my underpants'". Interview Killian Fox, www.theguardian.com. August 28, 2010.
“[The Raindance film festival] is literally the first time we've ever screened the movie ["Selling Isobel"] to anyone, and people are a little bit traumatised by it.”

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